screaming catch me if you can with a cigarette in hand ✞

SCREAMING

4 months ago - 436 views
SCREAMING
LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS AKJFDHKFDNFKDGFJDNFDKJF!!!!!!
The hippos will always be hungry! They will never be satisfied!
Bored and waiting to go to family's for celebrations so!!! This is pretty much what I look like today. :>
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I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need...
Fifth Challenge - Be sure to get decked out in those sparkly bras and themed lingerie outfits, because today is the infamous Victoria's Secret holiday commercial shoot! Wonder what outfit you'll get! Your hair and makeup? Any props? And most importantly, what are you gonna say? Because not every pretty girl can be smart... And Angels are smart.
 
Concept: Not even the cold can keep an Angel from showing off her assets - I mean, the lingerie she's selling. The girls would be seen participating in a bunch of classic winter activities - sledding, snowball fights, ice skating - half in winter clothing, half in undies. Don't worry, at the end, the girls will be seen warming up around a fire with hot cocoa and the Angels will wish the viewer a warm and cozy holiday.
 
Story: TBA
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ho ho ho.

4 months ago - 1,115 views
ho ho ho.
tries to get into holiday spirit
 
fails to get into holiday spirit
 
it's just a really terrible holiday all around but at least i have presents for family sorted out
 
(not for people i actually care about though but at least they're OKAY with me just making them cookies because i'm broke siiiighhhhh)
 
i hate everything, screw christmas

Dear catastrophe girlfriend.

50 items - 4 months ago - 174 views
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coral ||

4 months ago - 864 views
coral ||
5/70.
 
THIS IS SO UGLY UGHHHH
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persimmon ||

5 months ago - 714 views
persimmon ||
4/70.
 
THE HECK KINDA COLOR IS PERSIMMON I GOT LIKE 60 DIFFERENT COLORS WHAT EVEN

cherry ||

5 months ago - 778 views
cherry ||
3/10.
 
cherry's actually her codename. schoolgirl by day, assassin by night posing as a lolita-esque figure to ensnare the dregs of society. also, she uses a katana because she's an anime character in my head ok
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THE WASTED YEARS, THE WASTED YOUTH.

5 months ago - 532 views
THE WASTED YEARS, THE WASTED YOUTH.

crimson ||

5 months ago - 809 views
crimson ||
2/70.
 
hipster feminist wannabe-sailor scout who lives off coffee and knits a lot? idek. CHARACTERS ARE HARD.